That movie was pretty intense for two 95-year-olds trying to kill each other.
who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety
OH NO OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO NOOOO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
moments like this are why i took on the mantle of “johnnysbugbitefetish”
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FETISH IS
JESUS IS THAT HOW HE SPRINGS IT UP
he springs it up
The only person you can legally hit in the United States is a child.
Hit your partner, and you’ll be arrested for domestic violence. Hit another adult, and you’ll be arrested for assault. But hit a 4-year-old, and you can call yourself a “loving father.” That’s completely screwed up.
It should be against the law for a fully grown adult to slap, hit, spank, punch, switch, whoop, whip, paddle, kick or belt a defenseless child in the name of discipline. But it is legal, and new research in the Journal of Family Psychology suggests that the average 4-year-old is hit 936 times a year.
If study after study conclusively proves that hitting your kids doesn’t work as a disciplinary method, and worse, it has long-term damaging impact to their psychology and makes your kids more aggressive, why do we as a society allow it?" — Mel Robbins, "Spanking Isn’t Parenting; It’s Child Abuse" (via holygoddamnshitballs)
GYRO IS DISGUSTING
JOHNNY IS DISGUSTING
I HOPE THEY LIVE LONG HAPPY DISGUSTING LIVES RAISING DISGUSTING HORSES TOGETHER